unnerving-presence:

cvrsecaster:

Y’all heard of elf on the shelf.

Get read for

Bubba…. in the Tubba……

this is more intimidating than it should be

(via michaelmyers-isdaddy)

thegothempress:

cozy peepaw 🥺🥺

the way he’s so big compared to everyone agehxhshdjdj. be makin me feel some type of way

(via michaelmyers-isdaddy)

seas-evaporating:

i’m all like ohh michael myers so sexy i love tall brooding guys who don’t speak as if i wasn’t the first person that would piss myself if this man appeared in a 10km radius of my house

slasherimagines:

Imagine having knife play with Michael Myers

sunsoakedsand:

okay so either ari aster somehow understands women or he’s just nailed it twice in a row

spookyloop:

lastvalyrian:

bigstupiduglyogre:

i roll up to the club and everyone’s giger counter starts going wild

geiger counter = measures radioactivity

giger counter = measures weird gory alien shit

I follow so many goths blogs I didn’t even question the spelling.

buttered-noodles:

Shes here and finally complete

Caroline Persephone Andromeda Alexandrine Magnolia Buttered Noodle the first

snowradish:

fancybroom:

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

(via confirmance)

wolfgangreborn:

socialist-tomfoolery:

abolishtocreate:

capatalismnt:

capatalismnt:

The USA are a hellscape

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

big yikes

(via allteeensrelate)